Norfolk N Chance
Infamous on the local pub quiz circuit for their banter, bold guesses, and baffling near-wins, Norfolk N Chance are proof that confidence is more important than correctness — and comedy is the real prize.
Byte Me
They’ve got fast fingers, quicker answers, and suspiciously glowing accessories. Whether it’s tech trivia or neon-lit nonsense, Byte Me always logs in with a smirk — and logs everyone else out.
VAR-Fetched
Broadcasting live from deep space, VAR-Fetched’s referee AI squad reviews every answer with galactic scrutiny. Red cards for dad jokes, offside flags for vague guesses — their decisions may cause riots… even in zero gravity.
The Point Plunderers
Armed with buzzers and barrels of brain rum, The Point Plunderers sail from quiz to quiz in search of booty — mainly points, pride, and the occasional bonus round. Beware: they take no prisoners and steal every answer.
The Big Red Goal Digger
He doesn’t pass. He doesn’t share. He just scores. The Big Red Goal Digger plays for glory, goals, and the glint of quiz trophies — all while making goalkeepers question their life choices.
The Underdogs FC
They’ve chewed the playbook, chased the ref, and still don’t understand the offside rule — but The Underdogs FC always play with heart (and tongue out). Every quiz is a fetch quest for glory.
Full Kit Legends
From grandad goalie with his massive gloves, to the baby with the bib, Full Kit Legends take family football way too seriously. Every generation’s got boots on, shorts up, and shin pads they don’t need — including the dog.
House KickStark
In the North, they play the beautiful game like it's a battle. Led by Lord VARrick of Offsides and young Arya-nderson Cooper, House KickStark defends their quiz honour with tactics colder than a midweek fixture at Winterfell.
Gazza Sauruses
Once feared predators, now midfield maestros — the Gazza Sauruses drink like it’s 1996 and tackle like it’s the Late Cretaceous. Sponsored by Pickled Onion Monster Munch and powered by emotional throw-ins.
Game Of Throwins
Winter has kicked off. With frozen hands and flag poles for swords, this icy five-a-side epic pits honour, drama, and dodgy throw-ins against quiz night tyranny. All men must buzz.
Cave Canem
From the depths of the cave to the heights of quiz glory, Cave Canem brings bark, bite, and brainpower to every match. Don’t be fooled by the club or the cuddles — they always sniff out the right answer.
The Flintquizones
Meet the Stone Age squad with modern quiz smarts — The Flintquizones may live in caves, but they crush general knowledge with rocks of wisdom. From bone clubs to brain cells, they’ve evolved nicely.
Bananarama FC
Slipping, sliding, and somehow still smiling — Bananarama FC are fruit-shaped fun with a flair for disaster. Every quiz round is a penalty shootout, and every answer’s a banana skin waiting to happen.
One Banana
Just one banana. One dream. One quiz. Whether he’s dribbling the ball or answering with a grin, One Banana plays solo — but peels off victories like a seasoned champion.
Soggy Bottom United
Always benched, never dry — Soggy Bottom United are the underdogs of every quiz and pitch. Rain, mud, and misplaced confidence won’t stop them… but they might complain about it.
Grease Monkeys United
A cheerful crew of grease-smudged mechanics, Grease Monkeys United are the ultimate pit-stop pros. Whether it’s a rickety old banger or a shiny new ride, they’ll have it fixed, polished, and ready to roll before the kettle’s boiled.
Quiztiano Ronaldo
When he’s not banging in goals, he’s buzzing in answers — Quiztiano Ronaldo is the GOAT of the quiz pitch. With a mic in one hand and a football in the other, he's always first to the buzzer and the back of the net.
The Gilded Gears
Forged in brass and built for brilliance, The Gilded Gears tinker with time and trivia alike. Whether it’s general knowledge or cogs and conundrums, this steam-powered squad keeps every round ticking.
Knitwits United
From bedtime trivia to nan-powered knitting, this all-ages dream team proves that family ties — and woolly ones — are the strongest. Whether it’s maths homework or music rounds, the Knitwits never drop a stitch.
Caped Quizaders
Saving the world one quiz at a time, this super-trio always swoops in with the right answer. Faster than a speeding penalty, more powerful than a pub landlord’s glare — the Caped Quizaders never miss a final round.
NeanDuhThals
They may look prehistoric, but don’t be fooled — these grunty geniuses have evolved beyond your average pub quiz. From cave paintings to current affairs, the NeanDuhThals are always clubbing the competition.
Mums The Word
Armed with handbags, pushchairs and superpowers, these multitasking mums take no prisoners — on the pitch or in the quiz! From nursery rhymes to nail-biting penalties, they’ve got every answer and angle covered.
Bootiful Minds
Four bright sparks on and off the pitch — these junior geniuses are as quick with their feet as they are with their brains. Whether it’s solving science problems or scoring goals, the Bootiful Minds always light up the field!
Coldplay Kiss Cammers
Caught in the spotlight and nowhere to hide, this duo made viral history when the Coldplay Kiss Cam picked the wrong couple. Known for their quiz-night chemistry (but not that kind), they're here to answer questions, not share smooches.
Quizzlethorp B. Namehunter
Job Title: Global Quiz Team Name Forager Species: Probably human Born during a pub quiz lightning round and raised by a rogue thesaurus in the back of a stationery cupboard, Quizzlethorp B. Namehunter is on an eternal quest to find the world’s most unhinged,...
Legacy Team Name Keeper
Once quizzed - never forgotten! This legendary pub quizzer of the parchment age logs all of the names every team who has ever "SpeedQuizzed" with Ian, This Scroll Keeper now wanders the cobwebbed corridors of trivia past. With spectacles perched on the tip of his nose...
Rum for Your Lives
This is Captain Bella Buccaneer — treasure hunter, trivia raider, and undefeated limbo champion aboard the S.S. SmartyPants. Her biggest plunder? A gold trophy for best pub quiz entrance.
The Monster Squad
The MonSquad are intergalactic misfits on a mission to spread chaos and cupcakes. Don't trust the one with the knitting needles.
Two Smart… One Not… One Dog…
Beaming in from Sector 7-Quiz, this ragtag bunch of space brains crash-landed into your local trivia night. They may not know what a kettle is, but boy do they know obscure sports facts from the 1970s.