Quiztiano Ronaldo
When he’s not banging in goals, he’s buzzing in answers — Quiztiano Ronaldo is the GOAT of the quiz pitch. With a mic in one hand and a football in the other, he’s always first to the buzzer and the back of the net.
Mums The Word
Armed with handbags, pushchairs and superpowers, these multitasking mums take no prisoners — on the pitch or in the quiz! From nursery rhymes to nail-biting penalties, they’ve got every answer and angle covered.
Quizzlethorp B. Namehunter
Job Title: Global Quiz Team Name Forager
Species: Probably human
Born during a pub quiz lightning round and raised by a rogue thesaurus in the back of a stationery cupboard, Quizzlethorp B. Namehunter is on an eternal quest to find the world’s most unhinged, pun-laden, and downright groan-worthy quiz team names.
Armed with nothing but a cracked iPad, a banana holster, and an encyclopedic knowledge of obscure puns, Quizzlethorp spends every waking hour crawling the internet, listening in on beer garden debates, and decoding pub bathroom graffiti in search of name gold like “Les Quizerables” and “I Thought This Was Speed Dating.”
When not name-hunting, they enjoy heated arguments with autocorrect, collecting misprinted pub coasters, and shouting “THAT’S A NAME!” into the void whenever inspiration strikes.
Favourite team name to date: Agatha Quiztie and the Four Deducibles
Catchphrase: “If it’s a pun, it must be done.”