Gazza Sauruses
Once feared predators, now midfield maestros — the Gazza Sauruses drink like it’s 1996 and tackle like it’s the Late Cretaceous. Sponsored by Pickled Onion Monster Munch and powered by emotional throw-ins.
Game Of Throwins
Winter has kicked off. With frozen hands and flag poles for swords, this icy five-a-side epic pits honour, drama, and dodgy throw-ins against quiz night tyranny. All men must buzz.
Bananarama FC
Slipping, sliding, and somehow still smiling — Bananarama FC are fruit-shaped fun with a flair for disaster. Every quiz round is a penalty shootout, and every answer’s a banana skin waiting to happen.
One Banana
Just one banana. One dream. One quiz. Whether he’s dribbling the ball or answering with a grin, One Banana plays solo — but peels off victories like a seasoned champion.
Soggy Bottom United
Always benched, never dry — Soggy Bottom United are the underdogs of every quiz and pitch. Rain, mud, and misplaced confidence won’t stop them… but they might complain about it.