The Point Plunderers
Armed with buzzers and barrels of brain rum, The Point Plunderers sail from quiz to quiz in search of booty — mainly points, pride, and the occasional bonus round. Beware: they take no prisoners and steal every answer.
Gazza Sauruses
Once feared predators, now midfield maestros — the Gazza Sauruses drink like it’s 1996 and tackle like it’s the Late Cretaceous. Sponsored by Pickled Onion Monster Munch and powered by emotional throw-ins.
Cave Canem
From the depths of the cave to the heights of quiz glory, Cave Canem brings bark, bite, and brainpower to every match. Don’t be fooled by the club or the cuddles — they always sniff out the right answer.
NeanDuhThals
They may look prehistoric, but don’t be fooled — these grunty geniuses have evolved beyond your average pub quiz. From cave paintings to current affairs, the NeanDuhThals are always clubbing the competition.
Legacy Team Name Keeper
Once quizzed – never forgotten! This legendary pub quizzer of the parchment age logs all of the names every team who has ever “SpeedQuizzed” with Ian, This Scroll Keeper now wanders the cobwebbed corridors of trivia past. With spectacles perched on the tip of his nose and ink-stained fingers flipping through dusty tomes, he guards the sacred archive of forgotten team names. He may not buzz in as fast these days, but his scrolls know every answer… eventually