Gazza Sauruses
Once feared predators, now midfield maestros — the Gazza Sauruses drink like it’s 1996 and tackle like it’s the Late Cretaceous. Sponsored by Pickled Onion Monster Munch and powered by emotional throw-ins.
Quiztiano Ronaldo
When he’s not banging in goals, he’s buzzing in answers — Quiztiano Ronaldo is the GOAT of the quiz pitch. With a mic in one hand and a football in the other, he’s always first to the buzzer and the back of the net.
Coldplay Kiss Cammers
Caught in the spotlight and nowhere to hide, this duo made viral history when the Coldplay Kiss Cam picked the wrong couple. Known for their quiz-night chemistry (but not that kind), they’re here to answer questions, not share smooches.
Legacy Team Name Keeper
Once quizzed – never forgotten! This legendary pub quizzer of the parchment age logs all of the names every team who has ever “SpeedQuizzed” with Ian, This Scroll Keeper now wanders the cobwebbed corridors of trivia past. With spectacles perched on the tip of his nose and ink-stained fingers flipping through dusty tomes, he guards the sacred archive of forgotten team names. He may not buzz in as fast these days, but his scrolls know every answer… eventually